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Funny vegetable jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegetable jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes vegetables. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about vegetable.

How do vegans say, if they wanna go on vacation?
How do you propose to a vegan?
How does a vegan begin grace before meals?
I have a vegan girlfriend. Don’t get me wrong, I love her very much.

But sometimes I think she just looks at me like a piece of carrot.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Frank who?
Frankly, you could use more fruits and veggies.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beans who?
Beans along time waiting for you to open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carrie who?
Carry fruits and veggies to work.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. We brought the salad with us.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Doug Larson
We don’t have any more vegetable jokes. If you have one, lettuce know.
Mehek Bassi
What did the celery say to the veggie dip?
What does a vegetarian vampire eat?
What horror movie do all vegetables love?
What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
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What's a vegan drummer's fave veggie?