Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegetable jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes vegetables. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about vegetable.
How do vegans say, if they wanna go on vacation?Answer: Lettuce go to the peach
How do you propose to a vegan?Answer: With an onion ring and a bouquet of cauliflowers.
How does a vegan begin grace before meals?Answer: Lettuce pray.
I have a vegan girlfriend. Don’t get me wrong, I love her very much.
But sometimes I think she just looks at me like a piece of carrot.
Frankly, you could use more fruits and veggies.
Beans along time waiting for you to open the door.
Carry fruits and veggies to work.
Lettuce in. We brought the salad with us.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
We don’t have any more vegetable jokes. If you have one, lettuce know.
What did the celery say to the veggie dip?Answer: I'm stalking you!
What does a vegetarian vampire eat?Answer: Vegetables
What horror movie do all vegetables love?Answer: Silence Of The Yams.
What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
What's a vegan drummer's fave veggie?Answer: Beets