Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny diet jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes diets. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about diet.
Have you heard of the garlic diet?Answer: You don't lose much weight, but from a distance, your friends think you look thinner.
I follow a strict vegetarian diet. I eat only vegetarians.
I had to quit my vegetarian diet. Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
I'm on a vegan diet. They taste great!
I’ve found that a person does not need protein from meat to be a successful athlete. In fact, my best year of track competition was the first year I ate a vegan diet.
Vicky to a good health is a balanced diet.
My wife told me her new diet meant she could only eat foods made from almonds. Almond meal, almond milk, almond... everything.
When I heard this, I said, "but that's just nuts".
Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.
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