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Vegan bean jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny bean jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes beans. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about bean.


Showing all 16 bean jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beans who?
Beans along time waiting for you to open the door.
What did Hamlet say?
What did the bean say to its friend who returned from a holiday?
What do beans say to their Valentines?
What do you call a bean that’s an angel?
What do you call a bean that’s envious of another vegetable?

More funny bean jokes below

What do you call an athletic bean?
What do you call beans that have been in the sun too long?
What holiday do green beans like most?
What is a vegan’s favorite Nirvana song?
What is the fastest type of beans in the world?
Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty-nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?
Why did the bean sell his car?
Why were the two green bean plants so close?

More hilarious bean jokes below

You’re hotter than a black bean burger with cayenne pepper.

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