Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny bean jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes beans. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about bean.
Bean a while since I last saw ya!
Beans along time waiting for you to open the door.
What did Hamlet say?Answer: To bean or not to bean, that is the question.
What did the bean say to its friend who returned from a holiday?Answer: You’ve bean gone! How have you bean?
What do beans say to their Valentines?Answer: You keep me grounded.
What do you call a bean that’s an angel?Answer: A celestial bean.
What do you call a bean that’s envious of another vegetable?Answer: A jelly bean!
What do you call an athletic bean?Answer: A runner bean.
What do you call beans that have been in the sun too long?Answer: Baked beans!
What holiday do green beans like most?Answer: St. Patrick’s Day - because they fit right in!
What is a vegan’s favorite Nirvana song?Answer: Smells Like Bean Spirit
What is the fastest type of beans in the world?Answer: Usain Bean
Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty-nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?Answer: Because if there were one more, it’d be too farty.
Why did the bean sell his car?Answer: The back seat didn’t have enough legume.
Why were the two green bean plants so close?Answer: They had deep roots.
You’re hotter than a black bean burger with cayenne pepper.
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