Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!
What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
I’ve found that a person does not need protein from meat to be a successful athlete. In fact, my best year of track competition was the first year I ate a vegan diet.
How can you tell if someone is a vegan?Answer: Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
People eat meat and think they will become as strong as an ox, forgetting that the ox eats grass.
Where are you going/ with that hot slice of vegan pizza? I'm right here...
Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?Answer: Vegetarians
What music do vegan goths listen to?Answer: Soy division
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.