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Vegan Jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!


Random vegan jokes

Here you will find five random vegan jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about vegan and vegetarian to your friends and family to get them giggling too.

It’s more than a performance reason for me, it’s a lifestyle, it’s something I’m really proud of.
Novak Djokovic
I Love Animals. Just Not On My Plate.
When my wife changed religions she wanted me to be a vegetarian for health reasons. I started eating more fruits and vegetables religiously complemented with soy products such as tofu and veggie burgers. When I read the veggie burger package I was impressed by the multitude of mystery ingredients needed to make the veggie burger taste good. I said, “Wow if the soy doesn’t kill me the byproducts I buy will.”
Wish you were vegan.
What's a caveman's favorite vegetable?

Latest 5 vegan jokes

Here you will find the five newest vegan jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns, quotes and jokes about vegan and vegetarian are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.

Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator?
I hate vegan jokes, they’re soy cheesy.
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?
Harry Potter became vegan...
Now he only speaks parsleytongue
What did the vegan wear to the pool?

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