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Welcome to Vegan Jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!

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Random jokes

Want me to peel your banana?
How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
For me, going vegan was an ethical and environmental decision. I’m doing the right thing by the animals.
Alexandra Paul
What did the epileptic vegetarian always have for dinner?
Being vegan isn’t the most we can do, it’s the least we can do.

Latest 5 jokes

Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?
What music do vegan goths listen to?
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.