Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!
Here you will find five random vegan jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about vegan and vegetarian to your friends and family to get them giggling too.
What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?Answer: Leave it in the cow!
I have a vegan girlfriend. She’s nice and all, but sometimes I think she just looks at me like a piece of carrot.
Even Cows Don't Drink Milk - So Why Would You?
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
I’ll always ramen-bour your birthday!
Here you will find the five newest vegan jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns, quotes and jokes about vegan and vegetarian are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.
How does a vegan threaten someone?Answer: I'm about to give you a beet down!
I was at a restaurant the other day and overheard this conversation.
Customer: "I don't eat honey, eggs, cheese, dairy or any meat products. What can I get?"
Waiter: "You can get the hell out of here"
They have finally discovered the origin of the word vegan. It is apparently an old Indian word for "bad hunter".
Do you know what being vegan is?Answer: It is a huge missed steak.
Why are most ghosts vegans?Answer: Because it is super natural