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A hilarious collection of vegan and vegetarian jokes, puns, quotes and one-liners for plant lovers of all ages. Dive in, giggle often, and spread the joy of compassion!

Random vegan jokes

Here you will find five random vegan jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about vegan and vegetarian to your friends and family to get them giggling too.

It’s never really been that hard for me. I’ve never had any desire to eat meat. In fact, when I was a kid I would have a really difficult time eating meat at all.
Tobey Maguire
Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.
Basically, the reason I’m vegan is because when I was about 16 or 17 years old, I began to understand that we don’t need to contribute to the killing and exploitation of animals to feed our bodies correctly.
Daniel Johns
Sending happea thoughts
The idea that some lives matter less is the root of all that is wrong in the world.
Dr. Paul Farmer

Latest 5 vegan jokes

Here you will find the five newest vegan jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns, quotes and jokes about vegan and vegetarian are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.

Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator?
I hate vegan jokes, they’re soy cheesy.
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?
Harry Potter became vegan...
Now he only speaks parsleytongue
What did the vegan wear to the pool?

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