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Random vegan jokes
Here you will find five random vegan jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about vegan and vegetarian to your friends and family to get them giggling too.
Real Humans Don’t Kill Non-Humans
What do a pregnancy test and hummus have in common?Answer: They both require chickpea.
What’s an omnivore’s favorite food?Answer: Zoo-chini.
If you think that being vegan is difficult, imagine being a factory farmed animal.
Silence of the Yams
Latest 5 vegan jokes
Here you will find the five newest vegan jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns, quotes and jokes about vegan and vegetarian are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.
Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator?Answer: He saw the Salad Dressing
I hate vegan jokes, they’re soy cheesy.
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?Answer: Finding enough protein to get the energy you need to tell everyone you have ever met that you are a vegan.
Harry Potter became vegan...
Now he only speaks parsleytongue
What did the vegan wear to the pool?Answer: A zucchini
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