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Welcome to Vegan Jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!

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Random jokes

Being vegan is a glorious adventure. It touches every aspect of my life – my relationships, how I relate to the world.
Victoria Moran
I want to dip u in green paint and spank u like a disobedient avocado!
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
I think the purpose of veganism is an appreciation for plants and veggies and fruit and to just eating cleaner... If you're going to go vegan, then really learn how to be.
Antoni Porowski
What do vegetarians call an occasion for burping?

Latest 5 jokes

Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?
What music do vegan goths listen to?
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.