Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!
Here you will find five random vegan jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about vegan and vegetarian to your friends and family to get them giggling too.
You’re simply the zest.
I fall in love with your sensational apples.
Seasoning’s greetings!
What’s the hardest thing about being a vegan that CrossFits?Answer: Trying to decide which one to tell people about first.
Which social media platform vegans hate the most?Answer: Google meet
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How does a vegan threaten someone?Answer: I'm about to give you a beet down!
I was at a restaurant the other day and overheard this conversation.
Customer: "I don't eat honey, eggs, cheese, dairy or any meat products. What can I get?"
Waiter: "You can get the hell out of here"
They have finally discovered the origin of the word vegan. It is apparently an old Indian word for "bad hunter".
Do you know what being vegan is?Answer: It is a huge missed steak.
Why are most ghosts vegans?Answer: Because it is super natural