Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!
What crackers do vegetarians refuse to eat?Answer: Animal crackers.
How do vegans say, if they wanna go on vacation?Answer: Lettuce go to the peach
The quickest way to become a nutritionist? Talk to a vegan. Suddenly everyone becomes an expert on food when they meet a vegan.
Would you like to try my Beyond Penis? It's made from veggies, but it almost tastes like the real thing.
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?Answer: Vegetarians
What music do vegan goths listen to?Answer: Soy division
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.