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Random vegan jokes
Here you will find five random vegan jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about vegan and vegetarian to your friends and family to get them giggling too.
Kick Your Meat To The Curb.
If you were a berry, I would turn you into jam and eat you all winter.
Where do vegans sit in a restaurant?Answer: At the vege-table
Let's be lemons together, time to get down until I run out of juice.
What's a vegan drummer's fave veggie?Answer: Beets
Latest 5 vegan jokes
Here you will find the five newest vegan jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns, quotes and jokes about vegan and vegetarian are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.
Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator?Answer: He saw the Salad Dressing
I hate vegan jokes, they’re soy cheesy.
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?Answer: Finding enough protein to get the energy you need to tell everyone you have ever met that you are a vegan.
Harry Potter became vegan...
Now he only speaks parsleytongue
What did the vegan wear to the pool?Answer: A zucchini
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