Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!
Being vegan is a glorious adventure. It touches every aspect of my life – my relationships, how I relate to the world.
I want to dip u in green paint and spank u like a disobedient avocado!
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: Two. One to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
I think the purpose of veganism is an appreciation for plants and veggies and fruit and to just eating cleaner... If you're going to go vegan, then really learn how to be.
What do vegetarians call an occasion for burping?Answer: IA Tupperware party!
Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?Answer: Vegetarians
What music do vegan goths listen to?Answer: Soy division
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.