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Welcome to Vegan Jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!

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Random jokes

What does a vegan zombie eat?
How do vegetarians cheat on their partners?
I would never ask you to eat meat ......... on the first date.
Being a vegetarian between meals is like being a pacifist between wars.
Why do vegans give good head?

Latest 5 jokes

Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?
What music do vegan goths listen to?
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.