Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!
What does a vegan zombie eat?Answer: Graaiiiiins
How do vegetarians cheat on their partners?Answer: They Meat.
I would never ask you to eat meat ......... on the first date.
Being a vegetarian between meals is like being a pacifist between wars.
Why do vegans give good head?Answer: Because they are used to eating nuts.
Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?Answer: Vegetarians
What music do vegan goths listen to?Answer: Soy division
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.