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Welcome to Vegan Jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!

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Random jokes

Chuck Norris can prepare a Vegan dish out of pork, beef, chicken, eggs, milk, and butter.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Doug Larson
I can’t think of anything better in the world to be but a vegan.
Alicia Silverstone
Could you help me out? I'm trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Latest 5 jokes

Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?
What music do vegan goths listen to?
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.