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A hilarious collection of vegan and vegetarian jokes, puns, quotes and one-liners for plant lovers of all ages. Dive in, giggle often, and spread the joy of compassion!

Random vegan jokes

Here you will find five random vegan jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about vegan and vegetarian to your friends and family to get them giggling too.

Every time sitting at a dining table, we make a choice. Please choose vegetarianism. Do it for the animals. Do it for the environment and for the sake of your own health.
Alec Baldwin
A plant-based diet is more likely to produce good health and to reduce sharply the risk of heart problems, cancer, diabetes, osteoporosis, gallstones, and kidney disease.
T. Colin Campbell
Veganism is like communism…

They are both fine, unless you like food.
Being a vegan just helps me build up my self-esteem. I feel good about it every time I eat a meal.
Steve-O
Embrace compassion without exception.
Janice Anderson

Latest 5 vegan jokes

Here you will find the five newest vegan jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns, quotes and jokes about vegan and vegetarian are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.

Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator?
I hate vegan jokes, they’re soy cheesy.
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?
Harry Potter became vegan...
Now he only speaks parsleytongue
What did the vegan wear to the pool?

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