Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!
You're so hot, you made my homemade vegan cheese melt.
People who think vegans only eat salad are the same people who think beds are the only furniture you can have sex on.
Being vegan is a glorious adventure. It touches every aspect of my life – my relationships, how I relate to the world.
How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?Answer: With a steak to the heart.
If animals could speak, mankind would weep.
Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?Answer: Vegetarians
What music do vegan goths listen to?Answer: Soy division
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.