Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!
Chuck Norris can prepare a Vegan dish out of pork, beef, chicken, eggs, milk, and butter.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
I can’t think of anything better in the world to be but a vegan.
Could you help me out? I'm trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?Answer: Vegetarians
What music do vegan goths listen to?Answer: Soy division
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.