Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!
Here you will find five random vegan jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about vegan and vegetarian to your friends and family to get them giggling too.
She’ll get her daily cup of coffee through whatever beans necessary.
Your birthday is kind of a big dill.
Veganism is not a sacrifice, it’s a joy.
When you and I fall in love, the whole world will know peas.
A plant-based diet keeps me light, flexible, and healthy. My body has become lighter, so to say ‘clearer.’ In my profession, flexibility and elasticity are incredibly important, and I increased both of these. And… now I almost never suffer from a cold or flu.
Here you will find the five newest vegan jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns, quotes and jokes about vegan and vegetarian are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.
Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator?Answer: He saw the Salad Dressing
I hate vegan jokes, they’re soy cheesy.
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?Answer: Finding enough protein to get the energy you need to tell everyone you have ever met that you are a vegan.
Harry Potter became vegan...
Now he only speaks parsleytongue
What did the vegan wear to the pool?Answer: A zucchini