Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!
Here you will find five random vegan jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about vegan and vegetarian to your friends and family to get them giggling too.
Two weeks after I stopped eating meat, I lifted more weight than I’ve ever lifted in my life.
It’s Christmas Thyme!
Being vegan helped me realize I can say and do what I believe is right. That is powerful.
Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.
Ethical veganism represents a commitment to nonviolence.
Here you will find the five newest vegan jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns, quotes and jokes about vegan and vegetarian are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.
Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator?Answer: He saw the Salad Dressing
I hate vegan jokes, they’re soy cheesy.
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?Answer: Finding enough protein to get the energy you need to tell everyone you have ever met that you are a vegan.
Harry Potter became vegan...
Now he only speaks parsleytongue
What did the vegan wear to the pool?Answer: A zucchini