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Vegan Jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!

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Random vegan jokes

Here you will find five random vegan jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about vegan and vegetarian to your friends and family to get them giggling too.

Why was the teenage veggie so snarky?
It’s pretty amazing to wake up every morning, knowing that every decision I make is to cause as little harm as possible. It’s a pretty fantastic way to live.
Colleen Patrick-Goudreau
I promise I won’t ever get tired of you like I’m never going to get tired of eating vegan food.
It’s more than a performance reason for me, it’s a lifestyle, it’s something I’m really proud of.
Novak Djokovic
Lettuce snow

Latest 5 vegan jokes

Here you will find the five newest vegan jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns, quotes and jokes about vegan and vegetarian are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.

Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator?
I hate vegan jokes, they’re soy cheesy.
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?
Harry Potter became vegan...
Now he only speaks parsleytongue
What did the vegan wear to the pool?

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