Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!
Here you will find five random vegan jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about vegan and vegetarian to your friends and family to get them giggling too.
Carrots can really improve your eyesight. They contain vitamin see!
What do you call a vegetarian post-punk band?Answer: Soy Division
Why are vegans more likely to go blind?Answer: It’s not lack of proper nutrition. It’s because of reading all those tiny ingredient lists.
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper?Answer: He sold his soul to seitan!
We have all bean there. It ain’t news for us.
Here you will find the five newest vegan jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns, quotes and jokes about vegan and vegetarian are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.
Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator?Answer: He saw the Salad Dressing
I hate vegan jokes, they’re soy cheesy.
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?Answer: Finding enough protein to get the energy you need to tell everyone you have ever met that you are a vegan.
Harry Potter became vegan...
Now he only speaks parsleytongue
What did the vegan wear to the pool?Answer: A zucchini