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Vegan Jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!

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Random vegan jokes

Here you will find five random vegan jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about vegan and vegetarian to your friends and family to get them giggling too.

Hey babes! You’d be a sensual lip as like as red strawberry.
It is my view that the vegetarian manner of living, by its purely physical effect on the human temperament, would most beneficially influence the lot of mankind.
Albert Einstein
Chuck Norris can take potatoes, celery & carrots and make the best fruit salad you've ever tasted.
I feel we would grow a great vegetable garden together.
Feed It, Don’t Eat It.

Latest 5 vegan jokes

Here you will find the five newest vegan jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns, quotes and jokes about vegan and vegetarian are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.

Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator?
I hate vegan jokes, they’re soy cheesy.
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?
Harry Potter became vegan...
Now he only speaks parsleytongue
What did the vegan wear to the pool?

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