Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!
Want me to peel your banana?
How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
For me, going vegan was an ethical and environmental decision. I’m doing the right thing by the animals.
What did the epileptic vegetarian always have for dinner?Answer: Seizure salad...
Being vegan isn’t the most we can do, it’s the least we can do.
Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?Answer: Vegetarians
What music do vegan goths listen to?Answer: Soy division
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.