A hilarious collection of vegan and vegetarian jokes, puns, quotes and one-liners for plant lovers of all ages. Dive in, giggle often, and spread the joy of compassion!
Here you will find five random vegan jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about vegan and vegetarian to your friends and family to get them giggling too.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Vicky.
Vicky who?
Vicky to a good health is a balanced diet.
Raw food is the best way to have the cleanest energy. We take so much care about what kind of fuel we put in our car, what kind of oil. We care about that sometimes more than the fuel that we’re looking at putting in our bodies. It’s cleaner burning fuel.
First rule of vegan club, tell everyone about vegan club.
I am vegan because I have heart in my body
Have you ever tried Zucchini? I bet you haven’t. Come over at my place tonight?
Here you will find the five newest vegan jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns, quotes and jokes about vegan and vegetarian are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.
Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator?Answer: He saw the Salad Dressing
I hate vegan jokes, they’re soy cheesy.
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?Answer: Finding enough protein to get the energy you need to tell everyone you have ever met that you are a vegan.
Harry Potter became vegan...
Now he only speaks parsleytongue
What did the vegan wear to the pool?Answer: A zucchini