Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!
Guest: Do you have a vegan option?
Waiter: Is vegetarian ok?
Guest: Is monopoly money ok?
Which vegetarian dish is made from a few spuds of similar shape and color?Answer: Matched Potatoes.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
I want to dip u in green paint and spank u like a disobedient avocado!
What do vegans wear when going to the pool?Answer: A zucchini
What do vegans and vampires have in common?Answer: They don't eat at stake houses.
What did the grill master say to the vegan?Answer: Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while more important things are at steak.
Why do vegans hate astronomy?Answer: Near Earth Objects are a bit meteor for their tastes!
Are you a carnivore, but want to eat good, lean healthy meat? Eat a vegan!
Chuck Norris doesn’t eat salad, he eats vegetarians!