A hilarious collection of vegan and vegetarian jokes, puns, quotes and one-liners for plant lovers of all ages. Dive in, giggle often, and spread the joy of compassion!
Here you will find five random vegan jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about vegan and vegetarian to your friends and family to get them giggling too.
I know of nothing else in medicine that can come close to what a plant-based diet can do. In theory, if everyone were to adopt this, I really believe we can cut health care costs by seventy to eighty percent. That's amazing. And it all comes from understanding nutrition, applying nutrition, and just watching the results.
Not eating animal products for breakfast and lunch saves 1.3 metric tons of carbon emissions per year.
What is a vegan’s favorite Nirvana song?Answer: Smells Like Bean Spirit
You can save a life by not eating one.
Veganism is like communism…
They are both fine, unless you like food.
Here you will find the five newest vegan jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns, quotes and jokes about vegan and vegetarian are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.
Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator?Answer: He saw the Salad Dressing
I hate vegan jokes, they’re soy cheesy.
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?Answer: Finding enough protein to get the energy you need to tell everyone you have ever met that you are a vegan.
Harry Potter became vegan...
Now he only speaks parsleytongue
What did the vegan wear to the pool?Answer: A zucchini