Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny meat jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes meats. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about meat.
How do vegetarians cheat on their partners?Answer: They Meat.
How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
What did one vegan say to the other vegan?Answer: We have to stop meating like this.
What do you call a dumb omnivore?Answer: A meathead.
What do you call a vegan who falls off the wagon and starts eating meat?Answer: Looks like someone went and lost their veg-anity.
What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?Answer: Someone who lost his/her veg-inity!
What is a carnivore’s favorite bumper sticker for their car?Answer: I love animals. They taste great.
Why do people kill innocent animals?Answer: Fur convenience steak.
You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you're grilling a steak on the BBQ?Answer: I wonder if vegans get that when they mow the lawn.
You think I’m weird for not eating meat? You’re the one who’s eating a corpse...