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Vegan meat jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny meat jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes meats. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about meat.


Showing all 21 meat jokes

Do you know what being vegan is?
How do vegetarians cheat on their partners?
How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?
I’m trying to go vegetarian, but I still sneak away for an occasional burger

Sometimes you need a little meat time..

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Doug Larson
What did one vegan say to the other vegan?
What did the grill master say to the vegan?
What did the vegan Romeo tell Juliet before they last saw each other?
What do you call a dumb omnivore?
What do you call a vegan who falls off the wagon and starts eating meat?
What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
When a vegetarian decides to eat pork or beef, then he will lose his ve-ginity.

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Why did the vegan get fired?
Why do people kill innocent animals?
Why do vegetarians like parallel lines?
Why was the vegan antisocial?
You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you're grilling a steak on the BBQ?
You think I’m weird for not eating meat? You’re the one who’s eating a corpse...

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