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Funny meat jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny meat jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes meats. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about meat.

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How do vegetarians cheat on their partners?
How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Doug Larson
What did one vegan say to the other vegan?
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What do you call a dumb omnivore?
What do you call a vegan who falls off the wagon and starts eating meat?
What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
What is a carnivore’s favorite bumper sticker for their car?
Why do people kill innocent animals?
You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you're grilling a steak on the BBQ?
You think I’m weird for not eating meat? You’re the one who’s eating a corpse...