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A little veganism never hurt anybody.
Animals are here with us, not for us.
Animals are not ours to eat.
Animals are not products. Life doesn’t have a price.
Animals Are Our Friends Not Our Food.
Animals have souls. Don’t put them in your bowls.
Be kind to every kind
Being vegan is not a trend. It’s an awakening.
Blessing are given to us by plants.
Compassion is the best side effect of being vegan.
Eat Beans Not Beings.
Eat healthy leaf and no need to go to doctor.
Eat more plants!
Eating plant-based with my plant baes.
Every little life is big to the one living it.
Greenery is based to develop your health.
Humane slaughter is an oxymoron
I have chosen to be happy because it is good for my health.
If aliens visited earth and decided to eat humans, would that be okay?
If you can be anything, be kind.
Love animals, eat plants
Love animals, eat plants, be kind.
Love the animal and do not make it your meal.
My body is a garden, not a graveyard.
My food is grown, not born.
My only regret about going vegan is not doing it sooner.
No animals were harmed in the making of this meal.
The more you eat green the more you become lean.
The more you eat the more you grow.
The only animals I eat are crackers.
There’s absolutely no reason to eat animals.
Vegan because anything else is accepting cruelty.
Veganism is magic!
Wish you were vegan.
World Peace begins in the kitchen.
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