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Vegan hummus jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny hummus jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes hummuss. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about hummus.


Showing all 10 hummus jokes

Be careful if you are eating hummus, it is the strongest aphrodisiac known to mankind. Ever heard of hummusexuals?
My ex girlfriend tried to steal my hummus once.
Told that chick peace.
What do a pregnancy test and hummus have in common?
What do you call a murder in the middle east?
What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?
What’s in common between a chair and a table?
Where did Vegans come from?

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Why does Donald Trump like hummus so much?
Why was the man with hummus spilled on his shirt called kinky?

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