Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny tofu jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes tofus. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about tofu.
How did the vegetarian quit smoking?Answer: He went cold tofu.
I knew a vegan who was an amazing martial artist. He had a black belt in to-fu.
I like making jokes about vegetarians… but never about tofu, that’s just tasteless.
Is that Tofu in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me.
My mom's making a Christmas tofurkey tomorrow, you wanna come along?
Tofu is really overrated
It's just a curd to me.
Vegans don't beat their meat
They beat their "0% dairy all organic tofu"
What did the guy tofu say to the girl tofu?Answer: You look soy fine!
What do tofu philosophers usually say?Answer: Tofu or not tofu.
What do you call a tray full of tofu veggie rolls?Answer: Finger-fu
What does Cher say to a vegetarian?Answer: I Got Tofu babe.
What does Mexican tofu say?Answer: Soy beans!
What does Tofu and a dildo have in common?Answer: They're both "meat substitutes".
What form of deadly martial arts are soybeans trained in?Answer: Tofu
What kind of self defence do vegans use?Answer: Tofu
What’s a non-meat eaters preferred fighting style?Answer: Tofu
When my wife changed religions she wanted me to be a vegetarian for health reasons. I started eating more fruits and vegetables religiously complemented with soy products such as tofu and veggie burgers. When I read the veggie burger package I was impressed by the multitude of mystery ingredients needed to make the veggie burger taste good. I said, “Wow if the soy doesn’t kill me the byproducts I buy will.”
Why did the tofu cross the road?Answer: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
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