Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny seaweed jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes seaweeds. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about seaweed.
What did the seaweed say whilst drowning?Answer: Keeeelp!
What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?Answer: Norigami
What kind of cannabis does a mermaid smoke?Answer: Seaweed
What should you do if you’re addicted to seaweed?Answer: Sea kelp
What's a blind pothead's favorite herb?Answer: Seaweed
Why does the ocean smell bad?Answer: Because the seaweed
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