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Latest vegan jokes

These are the 15th latest vegetarian and vegan jokes submitted by visitors of

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2020-11-28 17:32:45
Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
2020-11-28 17:32:23
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
2020-11-28 17:31:45
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?
2020-11-28 17:31:02
What music do vegan goths listen to?
2020-11-28 17:30:37
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.
2020-11-28 17:29:38
Doesn't it seem ironic that Madonna actually sang, "Like a Virgin"?

That's like a vegetarian who scarfs hamburgers...
2020-11-28 17:28:32
How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?
2020-05-07 11:11:21
What do vegans wear when going to the pool?
2020-05-07 11:10:58
How do you propose to a vegan?
2020-05-07 11:08:56
What did the celery say to the veggie dip?
2020-05-07 11:07:50
Becoming vegan is the most important and direct change we can immediately make to save the planet and its species.
Chris Hedges
2019-05-05 22:35:39
When someone says they've never tried anything vegan. You've never had an apple?
2019-04-27 22:13:21
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?
2019-04-26 22:11:55
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin who?
Justin time to help me pick some veggies for supper!
2019-04-22 07:47:13
Being a vegetarian or vegan can be a huge missed steak for your breakfast, lunch, and dinner.