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Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?Answer: Vegetarians
What music do vegan goths listen to?Answer: Soy division
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.
Doesn't it seem ironic that Madonna actually sang, "Like a Virgin"?
That's like a vegetarian who scarfs hamburgers...
How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?Answer: With a steak to the heart.
What do vegans wear when going to the pool?Answer: A zucchini
How do you propose to a vegan?Answer: With an onion ring and a bouquet of cauliflowers.
What did the celery say to the veggie dip?Answer: I'm stalking you!
Becoming vegan is the most important and direct change we can immediately make to save the planet and its species.
When someone says they've never tried anything vegan. You've never had an apple?
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?Answer: Just for the halibut!
Justin time to help me pick some veggies for supper!
Being a vegetarian or vegan can be a huge missed steak for your breakfast, lunch, and dinner.