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Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator?Answer: He saw the Salad Dressing
I hate vegan jokes, they’re soy cheesy.
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?Answer: Finding enough protein to get the energy you need to tell everyone you have ever met that you are a vegan.
Harry Potter became vegan...
Now he only speaks parsleytongue
What did the vegan wear to the pool?Answer: A zucchini
What do you call an argument between two vegans?Answer: Quornfrontation
What do you call a vegan post-punk band?Answer: Soy Division
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshiper?Answer: He sold his soul for a seitan burger!
As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.
What does a vegan zombie eat for breakfast?Answer: GRAAAAINNNS!!
How do you know if someone is vegan?Answer: Don’t worry, they’ll tell you within the first 2 minutes of meeting them.
How does a vegan threaten someone?Answer: I'm about to give you a beet down!
I was at a restaurant the other day and overheard this conversation.
Customer: "I don't eat honey, eggs, cheese, dairy or any meat products. What can I get?"
Waiter: "You can get the hell out of here"
They have finally discovered the origin of the word vegan. It is apparently an old Indian word for "bad hunter".
Do you know what being vegan is?Answer: It is a huge missed steak.