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Latest vegan jokes

These are the 15th latest vegetarian and vegan jokes submitted by visitors of

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2023-08-10 09:45:42
Why did the vegan smile when he opened the refrigerator?
2023-08-10 09:44:40
I hate vegan jokes, they’re soy cheesy.
2023-08-10 09:43:09
What's the hardest part about being a vegan?
2023-08-10 09:39:41
Harry Potter became vegan...
Now he only speaks parsleytongue
2023-07-26 09:38:48
What did the vegan wear to the pool?
2023-07-26 09:37:04
What do you call an argument between two vegans?
2022-08-10 09:33:57
What do you call a vegan post-punk band?
2022-08-10 09:32:44
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshiper?
2022-08-10 09:30:56
As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.
Adele Cliff
2022-08-10 09:29:44
What does a vegan zombie eat for breakfast?
2022-08-10 09:27:20
How do you know if someone is vegan?
2021-11-01 11:40:21
How does a vegan threaten someone?
2021-11-01 11:38:46
I was at a restaurant the other day and overheard this conversation.

Customer: "I don't eat honey, eggs, cheese, dairy or any meat products. What can I get?"

Waiter: "You can get the hell out of here"
2021-11-01 11:38:06
They have finally discovered the origin of the word vegan. It is apparently an old Indian word for "bad hunter".
2021-11-01 11:37:30
Do you know what being vegan is?