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Veganism jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny veganism jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes veganisms. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about veganism.


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How do vegans quit veganism?
I think the purpose of veganism is an appreciation for plants and veggies and fruit and to just eating cleaner... If you're going to go vegan, then really learn how to be.
Antoni Porowski
Vegan: Do you know what veganism is?
Carnivore: Huh?!?
Vegan: It means no milk and no eggs.
Carnivore: Then how do you bread your steak?
Veganism is like communism…

They are both fine, unless you like food.
Veganism is not a sacrifice, it’s a joy.
Gary L. Francione

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