Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fruit jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes fruits. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about fruit.
How do vegans say, if they wanna go on vacation?Answer: Lettuce go to the peach
Frankly, you could use more fruits and veggies.
Carry fruits and veggies to work.
Hannah me some of those oranges, I’m starving!
Vegan: Try this banana.
Meat eater: Taste good!
Vegan: It's vegan.
Meat eater: I thought it tasted funny!
What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?Answer: A banana smoothie!
When someone says they've never tried anything vegan. You've never had an apple?
Why did the smoothie get assassinated?Answer: He got mixed up with a few bad apples.
Why does everyone love dancing to the Veggies band?Answer: Because they have a good beet!
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