Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fruit jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes fruits. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about fruit.
How do vegans say, if they wanna go on vacation?Answer: Lettuce go to the peach
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankly, you could use more fruits and veggies.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carry fruits and veggies to work.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah me some of those oranges, I’m starving!
Vegan: Try this banana.
Meat eater: Taste good!
Vegan: It's vegan.
Meat eater: I thought it tasted funny!
When someone says they've never tried anything vegan. You've never had an apple?
Why does everyone love dancing to the Veggies band?Answer: Because they have a good beet!