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Vegan plant milk jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny plant milk jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes plant milks. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about plant milk.


Showing all 11 plant milk jokes

Have you ever seen how they milk an almond?
How do Spanish milks introduce themselves?
I love almond milk.
It’s unlike any udder milk.
My pet cow thinks she produces almond milk. She must be nuts.
My wife told me her new diet meant she could only eat foods made from almonds. Almond meal, almond milk, almond... everything.
When I heard this, I said, "but that's just nuts".
Soo...what's your favorite kind of soymilk?
The hardest thing about going vegan is milking the almonds.

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