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Funny knock, knock jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny knock, knock jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes knock, knocks. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about knock, knock.

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankly, you could use more fruits and veggies.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bean
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tomato.
Tomato who?
Tomatoes don't have last names, silly.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beans.
Beans who?
Beans along time waiting for you to open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carry fruits and veggies to work.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eat
Eat who?
Eat your vegetables!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah me some of those oranges, I’m starving!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time to help me pick some veggies for supper!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. We brought the salad with us.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange-a glad I didn’t say onion?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tom.
Tom who?
Tomato sauce counts as a veggie.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Vicky.
Vicky who?
Vicky to a good health is a balanced diet.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?