Vegan Jokes is a curated collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes, riddles, puns, one-liners and quotes for plant lovers of all ages.
We collect and organise plant-based humour into clear topics so it is easy to find a joke for any occasion - whether you want a quick one-liner, a riddle with an answer, or a quote to share with friends, family and fellow vegans and vegetarians. Every joke is sorted by topic so you can browse exactly the kind of humour you are after.
Many of the jokes on this site are sent in by visitors through our submit a joke page. Every submission is reviewed by a real person before it is published - we check it, sort it into the right topic and only then does it go live. That moderation step is why the collection stays clean, on-topic and safe to share. Contributors are credited on our hall of fame.
Vegan Jokes is published and maintained by Injosoft AB, which runs a small family of niche humour sites. The collection has grown over the years through visitor submissions and ongoing curation.
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Spotted an error, a misspelling or a joke in the wrong place? Please tell us through our contact form and we will fix it. You can also submit your own joke any time.