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Vegan puns

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan puns for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes Puns. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about puns.


Showing all 17 vegan puns

1 out of 10 zombies think vegans taste best.
Being a vegetarian in Germany is so difficult. It’s the wurst.
Being vegan is a big missed steak
Being vegan is a cry for kelp
Fur fox sake, go vegan!
I had to quit my vegetarian diet. Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
I'm on a vegan diet. They taste great!

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If vegan food is “rabbit food,” well… hippity hop!
It takes a lot of nuts to be vegan
I’m not a social vegan. I avoid meet
My vegan puns aren’t cheesy
Thanks a melon!
This is just the vegan-ning.
This is just the veganning
Vegan puns are so corny

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Vegans are fungi’s
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.

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