Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny corn puns for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes Corn Puns. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about corn puns.
Corn puns are plant-tastic.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
If you want to buy some pirate corn, it’s going to cost you a buccaneer.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie!
Play with corn men and you will end up losing your money.
The baby corn liked his mom, but he preferred his pop corn.
The baker will not reveal his yummy cornbread recipe, it’s corn-fidential.
The corn has such big ears, it’s remar-cob-le!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing!
You should never tell your secrets in a corn field because it’s full of ears.
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