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Pea puns

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny pea puns for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes Pea Puns. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about pea puns.


Showing all 10 pea puns

And they lived ha-pea-ly ever after.
Bring me a legume, and make it snap pea!
Can I get some peas and quiet!?
Don’t worry, pea happy.
Make peas, not war!
Peas by peas we'll put it back together.
Peas don’t go.

More funny pea puns below

Peas on earth
Peas out, yo!
Pretty peas?

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