Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny food jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes foods. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about food.
A vegan walked into a bar and asked the bartender: "Are these cruelty-free peanuts?"
The quickest way to become a nutritionist? Talk to a vegan. Suddenly everyone becomes an expert on food when they meet a vegan.
What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
Which vegetarian dish is made from a few spuds of similar shape and color?Answer: Matched Potatoes.