Bean puns

A bean stalked his friend’s crush on social media to get some information.

Ah, you like Star Trek? Well, bean me up, Scotty!

Always remember that you bean so much to me!

Bean nice

Bean there, done that.

Cool beans!

Did you like the movie, Pirates of the Carib-bean?

Do you think I’m funny? I’ve bean practicing jokes all day!

Green bean with envy.

Happ-bean-ness is enough for me.

I think I ate too many beans for dinner. In Heinz sight, it was a poor decision.

If you want to live in a peaceful world, eat beans not beings.

If you’ve pea’d on the floor, don’t worry. We’ve all bean there.

In the vegetation race, the runner bean took the lead from the start while the lettuce pead on the cabbage.

I’m happier than I’ve ever bean!

I’m just looking for the beaning of life.

I’ve bean thinking about you.

I’ve bean thinking of you

I’ve never bean this way.

Mr. Bean has just predicted the weather, and he says it’s going to be a bit chilli.

No words can espresso how much you bean to me. You are so special.

She’ll get her daily cup of coffee through whatever beans necessary.

Suffice to say I’m just looking for the beaning of life.

Thank you for bean-ing a friend.

Thanks for bean a good kid!

That large truck is bean-ormous!

The bean stalker was finally arrested.

The favorite bean for a zombie is a human bean.

Where have you bean all my life?

Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.

Wow, you’ve been brilliant!

Yellow beannana

You and I are meant to bean.

You and I are meant to bean.

You are my favorite human bean.

You bean the world to me.

You can tell me a secret. I won't spill the beans, I promise.

You have to go to school, bean there or bean square.