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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can prepare a Vegan dish out of pork, beef, chicken, eggs, milk, and butter.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can take potatoes, celery & carrots and make the best fruit salad you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Chuck Norris converts to Adventism, turns world vegetarian.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat vegetables, because they don't beg for mercy.
Chuck Norris doesn’t eat salad, he eats vegetarians!
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
Chuck Norris is considered a vegan because he eats meat!
Chuck Norris is so fast, he runs around his fruits and veggies until they become a green smoothie!
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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