Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny music jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes musics. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about music.
Doesn't it seem ironic that Madonna actually sang, "Like a Virgin"?
That's like a vegetarian who scarfs hamburgers...
What do you call a post-punk band that’s also vegan?Answer: Soy Division.
What do you call a vegetarian post-punk band?Answer: Soy Division.
What does Cher say to a vegetarian?Answer: I Got Tofu babe.
What music do vegan goths listen to?Answer: Soy division
Why does everyone love dancing to the Veggies band?Answer: Because they have a good beet!