Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny music jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes musics. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about music.
Doesn't it seem ironic that Madonna actually sang, "Like a Virgin"?
That's like a vegetarian who scarfs hamburgers...
How do vegans listen to music?Answer: On their Beets headphones, of course!
What did the woman say to the DJ at the vegan festival?Answer: Can you turnip the sick beets?
What do you call a post-punk band that’s also vegan?Answer: Soy Division.
What do you call a vegetarian post-punk band?Answer: Soy Division
What does Cher say to a vegetarian?Answer: I Got Tofu babe.
What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol?Answer: Soy to the World.
What is a vegan’s favorite Nirvana song?Answer: Smells Like Bean Spirit
What is corn on the cobb’s favorite song?Answer: A-maize-ing Grace.
What music do vegan goths listen to?Answer: Soy division
What’s broccoli’s favorite music genre?Answer: Brock n’ roll.
What’s the first thing vegans do when it’s time to party?Answer: They turnip the music!
Why does everyone love dancing to the Veggies band?Answer: Because they have a good beet!
Why was the vegan DJ so popular?Answer: Because he knew how to make sick beets.
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