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Vegan music jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny music jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes musics. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about music.


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Doesn't it seem ironic that Madonna actually sang, "Like a Virgin"?

That's like a vegetarian who scarfs hamburgers...
How do vegans listen to music?
What did the woman say to the DJ at the vegan festival?
What do you call a post-punk band that’s also vegan?
What do you call a vegan post-punk band?
What do you call a vegetarian post-punk band?
What does Cher say to a vegetarian?

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What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol?
What is a vegan’s favorite Nirvana song?
What is corn on the cobb’s favorite song?
What music do vegan goths listen to?
What’s broccoli’s favorite music genre?
What’s the first thing vegans do when it’s time to party?
Why does everyone love dancing to the Veggies band?
Why was the vegan DJ so popular?

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