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Vegan carnivore jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny carnivore jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes carnivores. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about carnivore.


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Are you a carnivore, but want to eat good, lean healthy meat? Eat a vegan!
How many carnivores does it take to change a light bulb?
If you only eat meat, you're a carnivore, If you only eat plants you're a vegetarian, If you eat both you're an omnivore, but if you eat humans you're a cannibal and are asked to leave the morgue.
Vegan: Do you know what veganism is?
Carnivore: Huh?!?
Vegan: It means no milk and no eggs.
Carnivore: Then how do you bread your steak?
What is a carnivore’s favorite bumper sticker for their car?
What's the difference between a vegetarian and a carnivore?

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