Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny holiday jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes holidays. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about holiday.
I buy my girlfriend vegetables every valentine’s day; she thinks I’m corny.
My mom's making a Christmas tofurkey tomorrow, you wanna come along?
What did the bean say to its friend who returned from a holiday?Answer: You’ve bean gone! How have you bean?
What do beans say to their Valentines?Answer: You keep me grounded.
What do veggies say on their birthday?Answer: Lettuce celebrate!
What holiday do green beans like most?Answer: St. Patrick’s Day - because they fit right in!
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