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Vegan holiday jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny holiday jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes holidays. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about holiday.


Showing all 6 holiday jokes

I buy my girlfriend vegetables every valentine’s day; she thinks I’m corny.
My mom's making a Christmas tofurkey tomorrow, you wanna come along?
What did the bean say to its friend who returned from a holiday?
What do beans say to their Valentines?
What do veggies say on their birthday?
What holiday do green beans like most?

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