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Funny omnivore jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny omnivore jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes omnivores. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about omnivore.

If you only eat meat, you're a carnivore, If you only eat plants you're a vegetarian, If you eat both you're an omnivore, but if you eat humans you're a cannibal and are asked to leave the morgue.
What do you call a dumb omnivore?
What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood?
What’s an omnivore’s favorite food?
Why do vegans hate astronomy?