Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny restaurant jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes restaurants. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about restaurant.
Do you serve vegetarians here?
Of course, how would you like them cooked?
Do you serve vegetarians here?Answer: Of course, how would you like them cooked?
Guest: Do you have a vegan option?
Waiter: Is vegetarian ok?
Guest: Is monopoly money ok?
Guest: Do you serve vegans here?
Waiter: Yes, of course. How would you like them prepared?
I was at a restaurant the other day and overheard this conversation.
Customer: "I don't eat honey, eggs, cheese, dairy or any meat products. What can I get?"
Waiter: "You can get the hell out of here"
I was with my girlfriend last night at a vegan restaurant and, before leaving, the waiter asks me:
– How was the meal, sir?
– Wonderful, … I answered. My compliments to the gardener.
What did the grill master say to the vegan?Answer: Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while more important things are at steak.
What do vegans and vampires have in common?Answer: They don't eat at stake houses.
Where do vegans sit in a restaurant?Answer: At the vege-table
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