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Vegan sport jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny sport jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes sports. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about sport.


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Of course carrots like sports - they love rooting for their favorite team.
The carrot has a football match tomorrow, everyone is rooting for it to win!
What do you call an athletic bean?
What is the fastest type of beans in the world?
Why wasn’t the young veggie allowed to start in the game?

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