Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny cannibal jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes cannibals. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about cannibal.
9 out of 10 cannibals agree - vegetarians taste better!
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
If you eat a vegan is it still cannibalism?
If you only eat meat, you're a carnivore, If you only eat plants you're a vegetarian, If you eat both you're an omnivore, but if you eat humans you're a cannibal and are asked to leave the morgue.
What does a cannibal do after he eats a vegetable?Answer: He throws away the wheelchair!
What’s a cannibal’s favorite smoothie?Answer: A blended family
Why were vegan jokes invented?Answer: To have the poor cannibals for whom to laugh while boiling a vegetarian on a low heat.
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