Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny animal jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes animals. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about animal.
Did you ever hear the one about the vegan masochist who insisted on being flogged with the whole cow?
How does a vegan threaten someone?Answer: I'm about to give you a beet down!
What crackers do vegetarians refuse to eat?Answer: Animal crackers.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?Answer: Collie-flour!
What type of crackers do vegans never eat?Answer: Animal crackers.
What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?Answer: Leave it in the cow!
Why did the squirrel blush after making vegetable soup?Answer: It needed a leek.
Why did the Vegan go fishing?Answer: Just for the halibut.
Why did the vegan maintain his distance from the cow?Answer: Because it kept cracking dairy jokes.
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