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Funny animal jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny animal jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes animals. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about animal.

Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends.
George Bernard Shaw
Did you ever hear the one about the vegan masochist who insisted on being flogged with the whole cow?
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