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Vegan animal jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny animal jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes animals. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about animal.


Showing all 9 animal jokes

Did you ever hear the one about the vegan masochist who insisted on being flogged with the whole cow?
How does a vegan threaten someone?
What crackers do vegetarians refuse to eat?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?
What type of crackers do vegans never eat?
What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?
Why did the squirrel blush after making vegetable soup?

More funny animal jokes below

Why did the Vegan go fishing?
Why did the vegan maintain his distance from the cow?

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