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Vegan dirty jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny dirty jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes dirtys. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about dirty.


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Be careful if you are eating hummus, it is the strongest aphrodisiac known to mankind. Ever heard of hummusexuals?
Guy: We need to stop testing our products on animals!
Boss: Why? Shampoo companies do it all the time...
Guy: Ya, but we make dildos!
People who think vegans only eat salad are the same people who think beds are the only furniture you can have sex on.
What are the most dangerous recipes?
What do you call a vegan guy who likes to pleasure himself?
What does Tofu and a dildo have in common?
Why are all lesbians vegetarian?

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Why do vegans give good head?
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Why don’t vegan women scream when they have some bed activity?
Why was the man with hummus spilled on his shirt called kinky?

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