Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes vegans. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about vegan.
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
A vegan walked into a bar and asked the bartender: "Are these cruelty-free peanuts?"
A vegan, an anti-vaxxer, and a flat earther walk into a bar
I know because they told everyone in 5 minutes.
Are you a carnivore, but want to eat good, lean healthy meat? Eat a vegan!
Becoming vegan is the most important and direct change we can immediately make to save the planet and its species.
Being a vegetarian or vegan can be a huge missed steak for your breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Being Vegan gives you a superpower
The power to annoy all of your friends.
Being vegan is not a trend, it is an awakening.
Can I tell you a vegan joke?Answer: I promise it won't be cheesy.
Did you ever hear the one about the vegan masochist who insisted on being flogged with the whole cow?
Did you hear about that one vegan devil worshipper?Answer: They sold their soul to seitan.
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper?Answer: He sold his soul to seitan!
Did you hear what happened with that vegan zombie?Answer: They went to an insane asylum and ate all the vegetables.
Do you know what being vegan is?Answer: It is a huge missed steak.
Do you serve vegans here?Answer: Of course. How would you like them cooked?
Guest: Do you serve vegans here?
Waiter: Yes, of course. How would you like them prepared?
How are vegans detrimental to the planet?Answer: They produce loads of methane.
How can you tell if someone is a vegan?Answer: Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
How do vegans say, if they wanna go on vacation?Answer: Lettuce go to the peach
How do vegans spice up their veggie burgers?Answer: I don’t know, but the most important thing is that it mustn’t taste good.
How do you kill a vegan vampire?Answer: Drive a steak through it's heart
How do you know aliens are not vegan?Answer: Because they haven't contacted us to say it.
How do you know someone is participating in Veganuary?Answer: It's the second thing they say after "Hello".
How do you know you’re around some vegan witches?Answer: When you hear, “Eye of potato.” “Ear of corn,” and “Head of lettuce.” around their cauldron.
How do you propose to a vegan?Answer: With an onion ring and a bouquet of cauliflowers.
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