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Vegan jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes vegans. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about vegan.


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A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
A vegan walked into a bar and asked the bartender: "Are these cruelty-free peanuts?"
A vegan, an anti-vaxxer, and a flat earther walk into a bar

I know because they told everyone in 5 minutes.
Are you a carnivore, but want to eat good, lean healthy meat? Eat a vegan!
Becoming vegan is the most important and direct change we can immediately make to save the planet and its species.
Chris Hedges
Being a vegetarian or vegan can be a huge missed steak for your breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Being Vegan gives you a superpower

The power to annoy all of your friends.

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Being vegan is not a trend, it is an awakening.
Can I tell you a vegan joke?
Did you ever hear the one about the vegan masochist who insisted on being flogged with the whole cow?
Did you hear about that one vegan devil worshipper?
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper?
Did you hear what happened with that vegan zombie?
Do you know what being vegan is?
Do you serve vegans here?

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Guest: Do you serve vegans here?
Waiter: Yes, of course. How would you like them prepared?
How are vegans detrimental to the planet?
How can you tell if someone is a vegan?
How do vegans say, if they wanna go on vacation?
How do vegans spice up their veggie burgers?
How do you kill a vegan vampire?
How do you know aliens are not vegan?
How do you know someone is participating in Veganuary?

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How do you know you’re around some vegan witches?
How do you propose to a vegan?

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