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Funny vegan jokes

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How do you know someone is participating in Veganuary?
How do you know you’re around some vegan witches?
How do you propose to a vegan?
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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How was the vegan busted for stealing a Soy Delicious delivery truck?
I met this woman today who said she recognized me from a vegan group, but I'd never met herbivore.
I think it's an unwritten rule that you must love avocados in order to be a vegan.
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?
If you eat a vegan is it still cannibalism?
The quickest way to become a nutritionist? Talk to a vegan. Suddenly everyone becomes an expert on food when they meet a vegan.
This girl tried to say she recognized me from a vegan restaurant in town but I swear I've never met herbivore.
Vegan: Do you know what veganism is?
Carnivore: Huh?!?
Vegan: It means no milk and no eggs.
Carnivore: Then how do you bread your steak?
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