What did one vegan say to the other vegan?Answer: We have to stop meating like this.
What do vegans wear when going to the pool?Answer: A zucchini
What do veggies say on their birthday?Answer: Lettuce celebrate!
What do you call a fascist vegan?Answer: Lactose intolerant.
What do you call a militant vegan?Answer: Lactose intolerant.
What do you call a post-punk band that’s also vegan?Answer: Soy Division.
What do you call a vegan who falls off the wagon and starts eating meat?Answer: Looks like someone went and lost their veg-anity.
What do you call a vegan who is a bit of a fascist?Answer: Lactose intolerant.
What do you call a vegan with a bout of diarrhea?Answer: A salad shooter.
What do you call veggies that have been arrested by the police?Answer: Collared greens!
What does a vegan zombie eat?Answer: Graaiiiiins
What music do vegan goths listen to?Answer: Soy division
What type of crackers do vegans never eat?Answer: Animal crackers.
What's a vegan drummer's fave veggie?Answer: Beets
What's the worst thing about going to a Vegan BBQ?Answer: The screaming.