Why were so many vegans crossing the road?Answer: They were going to the chicken protest.
Why were vegan jokes invented?Answer: To have the poor cannibals for whom to laugh while boiling a vegetarian on a low heat.
Yeah, that vegan girl in my class is always happy and smiling. She seems really up-beet.
You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you're grilling a steak on the BBQ?Answer: I wonder if vegans get that when they mow the lawn.
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