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Funny vegan jokes

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What did one vegan say to the other vegan?
What do vegans wear when going to the pool?
What do veggies say on their birthday?
What do you call a fascist vegan?
What do you call a militant vegan?
What do you call a post-punk band that’s also vegan?
What do you call a vegan who falls off the wagon and starts eating meat?
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What do you call a vegan who is a bit of a fascist?
What do you call a vegan with a bout of diarrhea?
What do you call veggies that have been arrested by the police?
What does a vegan zombie eat?
What music do vegan goths listen to?
What type of crackers do vegans never eat?
What's a vegan drummer's fave veggie?
What's the worst thing about going to a Vegan BBQ?
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