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Vegan smoothies jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny smoothies jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes smoothiess. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about smoothies.


Showing all 11 smoothies jokes

Chuck Norris is so fast, he runs around his fruits and veggies until they become a green smoothie!
Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a smoothie? It's gmo free.
How did Smoothie’s parents get engaged?
What did the smoothie say to the policeman?
What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?
What do you call a smooth movie?
What do you call a Vegan with diarrhea?

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What’s a cannibal’s favorite smoothie?
Why did the smoothie get assassinated?
Why was the vegan girl so much happier after she started drinking vegetable smoothies?

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