Vegan pick up lines

Alright babe I've got some meat you won't feel guilty eating.

Can I cover you in agave nectar?

Can you believe this bar doesn't serve wheatgrass?

Cutie, you have the passion and figure of a vegan.

Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause’ you are growing my stalk!

Did you know I was a vegan?

Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.

Don't they just tell everyone they're vegan as soon as they meet them?

Girl I promise I am 100% organic and got no preservative.

Girl, I know you're vegan, but my meat ain't got no substitute.

Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a smoothie? It's gmo free.

Hey, you have something green stuck in your teeth. That's hot.

How do you get your protein?

I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.

I heard you only like meat that still has blood pumping through it.

I like your new skirt. I love the pleather because it makes you all hot.

I usually don't eat meat but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.

I would never ask you to eat meat ......... on the first date.

I would offer you a single red rose, but no doubt you'd accuse me of murdering the thing.

If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?

Is it true you're vegan? It's time we made Contact!

Is that a courgette in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Is that Tofu in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me.

I’d turn vegan for you.

I’ll bet you’ve got the sweetest juice, cause you are berry cute.

I’m vegan.

Looks like you need another source of protein, honey.

My mom's making a Christmas tofurkey tomorrow, you wanna come along?

Sure I have a green thumb, but I only show it to people who want to come back to my garden bed with me.

Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?

Wanna go back to my place? My fridge is full of Hole Foods.

Want me to peel your banana?

We should definitely forage together when the rains come.

What's your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?

Where are you going/ with that hot slice of vegan pizza? I'm right here...

Would you like some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate?

You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.

You're cute, we should grab hummus sometime.

You're so hot, you made my homemade vegan cheese melt.

Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?

Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?

You’d make for a delicious vegan alternative to meat.

You’re hotter than a black bean burger with cayenne pepper.