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Vegan pick up lines

Here you will find funny, flirty and hilarious vegan and vegetarian pick up lines to help you score a veggie eating person. This pick up lines are a great way to start a conversation with a person or any of the popular dating apps.

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Alright babe I've got some meat you won't feel guilty eating.
Can I cover you in agave nectar?
Can I plow that field and plant some seeds?
Can you believe this bar doesn't serve wheatgrass?
Could you help me out? I'm trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
Did you know I was a vegan?
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Don't they just tell everyone they're vegan as soon as they meet them?
Girl, I know you're vegan, but my meat ain't got no substitute.
Give up chicken breast and you’ll taste mine instead.
Hey baby, let me show you where vegans come from!
Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a smoothie? It's gmo free.
Hey, you have something green stuck in your teeth. That's hot.
How do you get your protein?
I have ripe avocados at my place.