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Cheesy pick up lines

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny cheesy pick up lines for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes Cheesy Pick Up Lines. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about cheesy pick up lines.

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A world without vegan food is horrible but without you is a disaster I do not want to know.
Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.
Baby, you have the passion of a vegan as well as figure of a vegetarian.
Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy
Did I already tell you that you are my favourite vegan in the world?
Girl I would totally transform into a vegan just for you.
Girl, I love you more than I love vegan and that’s saying something.

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I can handle eating only vegan food than risk losing you in this lifetime.
I honestly think that you’re the sexiest vegan in the whole wide world. You’re that lovely.
I love animals; therefore, I am vegan.
I might have to see the dentist cause Orange you so sweet.
I’d be willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.
I’d say you’d be a fineapple if you were a fruit but you already know that.
I’ve bean thinking about you all day.
My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.

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My vegan heart and body belongs to you and only you, always.
Olive you so much even though it hurts.
The apple don’t fall far from the tree, so you must come from a family of hotties...
This is my favourite moment-having you over, sharing vegan food, and cuddling.
This may be the quinoa talking, but I think I love you.
You make me feel like I am always full, like I do not need any food to survive.
You’ve got a peach of my heart.

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