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Vegetarian pick up lines

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegetarian pick up lines for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes Vegetarian Pick Up Lines. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about vegetarian pick up lines.

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Baby, you have the passion of a vegan as well as figure of a vegetarian.
Even though I’m a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein darling.
I am a vegetarian but you look so, so damn appetizing. Do you mind if I get a taste of you?
I don’t mind going on adventures to find vegetarian food, we’ll go to restaurants to satisfy you.
I hope you're not a vegetarian...because I would love to put some meat in you!
I might be a vegetarian, but your meat is an exception!
I only eat vegetarian food but you are enough feast for me for the next couple of days.

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I will let you in because you make the greatest vegetarian food I’m searching for.
If I am going to cheat on being a vegetarian your meat is what I am going to taste.
If I ever let meat in my body, it would be yours.
If I said you had the body of a vegetarian, would you hold it against me?
May I take your picture? It's for the World's Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
My love can roam for you now that my heart is certified cage-free.
Oh now I only want vegetarian food because of you because maybe they will taste like you.
You have a perfect vegetarian body. I hope you don’t hold it against me.

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