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Vegetable pick up lines

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegetable pick up lines for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes Vegetable Pick Up Lines. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about vegetable pick up lines.

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Can I give you my number so that you can call me on my cell-ery phone.
Can I take you home and show my compost ready for planting some vegetables.
Could you come over to my room so that I can brussel up some dinner?
Did you kale me baby?
Girl are you a vegetable? Because I would totall hit that assparagus of yours...
Girl, I never liked vegetables but for you I will gladly eat them today or in this lifetime.
Girl, you make me hap-pea.

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Have you ever tried Zucchini? I bet you haven’t. Come over at my place tonight?
How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?
I feel I’m already in love with you but I just don’t know where to starch.
I feel we would grow a great vegetable garden together.
I had no idea that angles take vegetables until I saw you.
I had to take a leek when I saw you.
I have ripe avocados at my place.
I just heated up a whole bag of broccoli baby, does that turn you on?

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I never knew that you are the one who made my heart beet this fast.
I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?
I wish you were vegetable. I would harvest you when fresh.
I'll be fruit; you be vegetables. Let's see what we produce.
I'm not hung like a cucumber, but I'll buy one for you if you let me watch.
If I were not cantaloupe, we would run away and get married.
If u were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.
If you were a potato, you would be a sweet one.

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If you were a vegetable, you would be a CUTEcumber.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be the prettiest one in the hospital.
If you’ll try my zucchini, your peach would be an amazing snack!
Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!
I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.
I’ll make the foundation of this relationship rock salad and you’ll be thankful.
I’m told you are a vegetable love and I’m a total stalker.
Kindly keep calm and kiss me. I promise we will carrot on.
Lettuce the thankful that this place is so quiet and there is so much peas.
Let’s go home. It’s time to celery-brate.
Wanna share my asparagus, we can smell our pee together.
When you and I fall in love, the whole world will know peas.
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?
You know if you were a vegetable, what you'd have been? A cutecumber :)
You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
You must be a raisin, cause you’re a raisin my eggplant.
You’re a hot chick…pea eater.

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