Food pick up lines

Baby, you marinate my tempeh.

Could you help me out? I'm trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.

Dear, you have the ability to satiate my hunger more than any vegan food can.

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Does vegan food give you comfort? Yes? Because I am a vegan and I want to comfort you.

Food is life but have you tasted my marinated tempeh yet? No? Then, don’t just stand there.

I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?

I have been here a number if times but my food suddenly became a lot tastier because of you.

I honestly think that vegan food is lovely but darling, you are lovelier than these.

I love vegan, I do but this food tastes a little dull because I am not eating it with you.

I love vegan, I do but this food tastes a little dull because I am not eating it with you.

I promise I won’t ever get tired of you like I’m never going to get tired of eating vegan food.

I want to stuff you like a Tofurkey.

I would love to get a taste of you because you look delicious than this vegan food I am eating.

If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.

It’s okay. You can be honest with me. If you want to eat me like a vegan, you can do it.

Vegan food is not boring and neither are you. In fact, you make my life spicier than ever.

You intoxicate me with your scent which is way better than the scent of vegan food.

Your daddy must have been a vegan baker, because you’re a croissant.

You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.