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Dirty pick up lines

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny dirty pick up lines for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes Dirty Pick Up Lines. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about dirty pick up lines.

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Are you a grass icecream? Because I want to lick you all day long!
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
Can I be the only meat you would put in your mouth?
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
Do want to know how big my squash grow?
Give up chicken breast and you’ll taste mine instead.
He are you vegetarian? Cuz I’d love to feed you my sausage.

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Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?
Hey baby, let me show you where vegans come from!
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
I have new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?
I know you’re not a fan of animal testing… but I’d like to be your little experiment.
I may be a vegan, but I want your meat.
I may not eat animal products, but that doesn’t mean I can’t swallow.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

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I want to dip u in green paint and spank u like a disobedient avocado!
I want you to stuff me like a tofurkey.
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
I’ll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.
I’m a bee – can you be my honey?
Let's be lemons together, time to get down until I run out of juice.
Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.

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There's only one kind of meat you'll be eating tonight.
Would you like to try my Beyond Penis? It's made from veggies, but it almost tastes like the real thing.
Would you spit or swallow my seeds if I was a watermelon?
You can swallow. It’s organic cause I’m a vegan.
Yours is the only meat I will ever put in my body.

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