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Vegetarian jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegetarian jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes vegetarians. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about vegetarian.


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9 out of 10 cannibals agree - vegetarians taste better!
Being a vegetarian between meals is like being a pacifist between wars.
Being a vegetarian in Germany is so difficult. It’s the wurst.
Being a vegetarian or vegan can be a huge missed steak for your breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Did you hear about the vegetarian that died?
Did you hear about the vegetarian who didn't want kids?
Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?

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Do you know what Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother is called?
Do you serve vegetarians here?
Of course, how would you like them cooked?
Do you serve vegetarians here?
Doesn't it seem ironic that Madonna actually sang, "Like a Virgin"?

That's like a vegetarian who scarfs hamburgers...
How did the vegetarian quit smoking?
How do vegetarians cheat on their partners?
How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak.

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I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
I follow a strict vegetarian diet. I eat only vegetarians.
I had to quit my vegetarian diet. Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
I like making jokes about vegetarians… but never about tofu, that’s just tasteless.
I went to this vegetarian BBQ party. They smoked weed.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the hell do u think a humanitarian eats?
If two vegetarians have a heated argument, can it still be called “beef”?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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If you only eat meat, you're a carnivore, If you only eat plants you're a vegetarian, If you eat both you're an omnivore, but if you eat humans you're a cannibal and are asked to leave the morgue.
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.

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