Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny soybean jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes soybeans. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about soybean.
How do soy beans introduce themselves?Answer: Soy sauce!
How do Spanish milks introduce themselves?Answer: Soy milk
What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?Answer: Soy milk
What did the guy tofu say to the girl tofu?Answer: You look soy fine!
What do soybeans call their mother?Answer: Edamame
What do you call a post-punk band that’s also vegan?Answer: Soy Division.
What do you call a vegetarian post-punk band?Answer: Soy Division
What does Mexican tofu say?Answer: Soy beans!
What form of deadly martial arts are soybeans trained in?Answer: Tofu
What music do vegan goths listen to?Answer: Soy division
What's another name for a Soy Mocha Latte?Answer: 3 bean soup
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