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Vegetable puns

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegetable puns for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes Vegetable Puns. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about vegetable puns.


Showing all 48 vegetable puns

A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean. Now they’re all C foods.
A friend of mine has a vegetable patch. It stops the cravings for carrots all day.
A good gardener doesn’t miss a beet.
A mushroom might be a fungi, but he’s not as cool as a cucumber.
Absolutely radishing.
Can you hear my heart beet?

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Can you leek your lips?
Consider this a wake-up kale.
Don't squash your chances.
He kales the shots. He is the boss here.
I buy my girlfriend vegetables every valentine’s day; she thinks I’m corny.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
I love you from my head to-ma-toes!
I moved from Texas to Kale-fornia last year.

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I’ll stop gardening when kale freezes over.
I’m kale-ing it a day.
Just turned down a job at my local vegetable shop; the celery was unacceptable.
Leaf us alone. We are green about vegetable puns!
Lettuce entertain you.
Lettuce keep calm and wait.
Lettuce know if you’re having a good time.
Lettuce romaine friends after all this.

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Michele Obama loved bracaoli.
Olive me loves olive you.
Olive you very much!
Our love could be like heirloom vegetable strong.
Romaine calm!
Saw a vegetable being delivered to the local library. That’s a turnip for the books.
The addict was transferred to the re-herb-ilitation center.
The company offered lower celery.
There is a leek in the pipes.
These beat roots can’t taste any better.
They lettuce into the mess we are in right now.
This is kale of duty.
Those are some cool beets you're playing!
Time to celery-brate
Turnip early and don’t be late.
Vegetable puns make me feel good from my head tomatoes.
We lost our dog when we went to the market to buy vegetables; if you see him, lettuce know.
You be my sweet potato, and I’ll be your spud muffin.
You brock!
You look absolutely radishing.
You make my heart skip a beet!
You say you make a great caesar salad, but that romaines to be seen.
You won’t be-leaf this!
You’re about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun - as you artichoke.
You’re un-beet-lievable.

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