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Plant puns

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny plant puns for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes Plant Puns. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about plant puns.


Showing all 11 plant puns

A day in the leaf
Corn puns are plant-tastic.
I hate when bay leaves.
I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.
I wet my plants.
I’m rooting for you!
Let me plant one on ya!

More funny plant puns below

Lettuce eat plants.
Plant a kiss on me.
Spring is coming, I’m so excited I went my plants!
Succulents are planttastic.

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