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Funny veggie jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny veggie jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes veggies. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about veggie.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Frank who?
Frankly, you could use more fruits and veggies.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin who?
Justin time to help me pick some veggies for supper!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tom who?
Tomato sauce counts as a veggie.
What did the celery say to the veggie dip?
Why does everyone love dancing to the Veggies band?