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Vegan veggie jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny veggie jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes veggies. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about veggie.


Showing all 12 veggie jokes

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Frank who?
Frankly, you could use more fruits and veggies.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin who?
Justin time to help me pick some veggies for supper!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tom who?
Tomato sauce counts as a veggie.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin who?
Justin time to help me pick some veggies for dinner.
What did the celery say to the veggie dip?
What is a mythical veggie called?
What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite veggie?

More funny veggie jokes below

Where do all the veggies go to get their drink on?
Which veggie watches over the estate?
Why does everyone love dancing to the Veggies band?
Why was the teenage veggie so snarky?
Why wasn’t the young veggie allowed to start in the game?

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