Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny veggie jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes veggies. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about veggie.
Frankly, you could use more fruits and veggies.
Justin time to help me pick some veggies for supper!
Tomato sauce counts as a veggie.
Justin time to help me pick some veggies for dinner.
What did the celery say to the veggie dip?Answer: I'm stalking you!
What is a mythical veggie called?Answer: It is a unicorn!
What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite veggie?Answer: Barackoli
Where do all the veggies go to get their drink on?Answer: The salad bar!
Which veggie watches over the estate?Answer: The carrot-aker!
Why does everyone love dancing to the Veggies band?Answer: Because they have a good beet!
Why was the teenage veggie so snarky?Answer: She didn’t carrot all.
Why wasn’t the young veggie allowed to start in the game?Answer: He was a green bean.
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