Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny veggie jokes for vegans and vegetarians and anyone else who likes veggies. Every plant lovers will love this funny jokes about veggie.
Frankly, you could use more fruits and veggies.
Justin time to help me pick some veggies for supper!
Tomato sauce counts as a veggie.
What did the celery say to the veggie dip?Answer: I'm stalking you!
Why does everyone love dancing to the Veggies band?Answer: Because they have a good beet!