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Find more inspiring and motivational quotes at Quote of the Day!Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It’s like biting into your grandmother.
I won’t eat anything that has intelligent life, but I’d gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
We are, quite literally, gambling with the future of our planet- for the sake of hamburgers.
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