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Welcome to Vegan Jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!


Random jokes

Non-injury to living beings is the highest religion.
I discovered that becoming vegan was a huge missed steak.
Hey baby, let me show you where vegans come from!
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
Would you like to try my Beyond Penis? It's made from veggies, but it almost tastes like the real thing.

Latest 5 jokes

Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?
What music do vegan goths listen to?
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.