What do you call a vegetarian trans-man?Answer: A herbefore
What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?Answer: Someone who lost his/her veg-inity!
What do you call a vegetarian's formal speech about pungent bulbs?Answer: A state of the onion address.
What does a vegetarian vampire eat?Answer: Vegetables
What does Cher say to a vegetarian?Answer: I Got Tofu babe.
What is the Native American word for vegetarian?Answer: Poor hunter!
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?Answer: Vegetarians
What prompted the last massive veggie protest?Answer: Privileged information was leeked.
What's it called when a vegetarian starts eating meat again?Answer: Losing your veginity.
What's the difference between a vegetarian and a carnivore?Answer: Nothing they both eat non-human animal products.
When my wife changed religions she wanted me to be a vegetarian for health reasons. I started eating more fruits and vegetables religiously complemented with soy products such as tofu and veggie burgers. When I read the veggie burger package I was impressed by the multitude of mystery ingredients needed to make the veggie burger taste good. I said, “Wow if the soy doesn’t kill me the byproducts I buy will.”
Which vegetarian dish is made from a few spuds of similar shape and color?Answer: Matched Potatoes.
Why did the vegetarian go to the market?Answer: Because he/she was hungry!
Why shouldn’t you become a vegetarian?Answer: It’s a missed steak.