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Funny vegetarian jokes

I went to this vegetarian BBQ party. They smoked weed.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the hell do u think a humanitarian eats?
If two vegetarians have a heated argument, can it still be called “beef”?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you only eat meat, you're a carnivore, If you only eat plants you're a vegetarian, If you eat both you're an omnivore, but if you eat humans you're a cannibal and are asked to leave the morgue.
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.
My friend really changed once she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore.
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!
What crackers do vegetarians refuse to eat?
What did one vegetarian say to the other vegetarian?
What did the epileptic vegetarian always have for dinner?
What do vegetarians call an occasion for burping?
What do vegetarians fear the most?
What do you call a vegetarian post-punk band?
What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood?