I went to this vegetarian BBQ party. They smoked weed.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the hell do u think a humanitarian eats?
If two vegetarians have a heated argument, can it still be called “beef”?Answer: Nah, it’s just a case of two people who have bad “tempehs.”
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you only eat meat, you're a carnivore, If you only eat plants you're a vegetarian, If you eat both you're an omnivore, but if you eat humans you're a cannibal and are asked to leave the morgue.
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.
My friend really changed once she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore.
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!
What crackers do vegetarians refuse to eat?Answer: Animal crackers.
What did one vegetarian say to the other vegetarian?Answer: We have to stop meating like this.
What did the epileptic vegetarian always have for dinner?Answer: Seizure salad...
What do vegetarians call an occasion for burping?Answer: IA Tupperware party!
What do vegetarians fear the most?Answer: Nutritionists with facts.
What do you call a vegetarian post-punk band?Answer: Soy Division.
What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood?Answer: An omnivore