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Funny vegan jokes

What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite veggie?
What’s the toughest part of being a vegan?
When someone says they've never tried anything vegan. You've never had an apple?
Where do all the veggies go to get their drink on?
Why are vegans more likely to go blind?
Why did the vegan cross the road?
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?
Why do vegans have a hard time getting intimate?
Why does vegan cheese taste bad?
Why don't vegans eat chickens?
Why was the teenage veggie so snarky?
Why were vegan jokes invented?
You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you're grilling a steak on the BBQ?